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Welcome to the church, Satan will get you if you're not careful.

Our next reading will consist of one of my favourite pieces from the Bible

* ahem*

To the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day

piece 6:9, of the Bible, chapter 9

Thank you for your time,new readings will appear every Monday

(They actually will)

* ahem*

Hey you, you're finally awake...

piece sky:r1m, of the Bible, chapter 7

* ahem*

Turn up the brightness, save coal

piece m1n:cft, of the Bible, chapter 7

* NEW READING*

* ahem*

And so, the shoes were those, and what are they?

piece bruh:m0m3nt, of the Bible, chapter 6